Toby
took the telegram and closed the front door. He stood in the hall staring down
at the envelope. He had never gotten a telegram before, or a letter or a
postcard. He carefully tore open the envelope and slipped out a small, thin
sheet of yellow-ish paper.
Toby
Turnkettle Stop
He
did stop. And he was very confused, until he remembered from an old movie he
once saw that telegrams use the word Stop in place of that punctuation dot
known as a period. He read on.
Your
great-uncle Sylvester Turnkettle has died Stop He has left his estate to you
Stop Please report to the mansion this Friday July 8 at ten am Stop The address
is 47 Bumblebeech Lane, Lesterville Stop Bring five dollars Stop
Most
children who received a note of this kind would barrel into the kitchen to tell
their moms all about it. Toby was like most children in the sense that he
desperately wanted to do that. But he was unlike a lot of children in that he
could not. His parents were not living with him at home. You will recall they
were dreaming in sugar comas.